Thursday, May 6, 2010

brilliant thoughts for the day

I work with a lot of vegetarians. One of my coworkers was eating a homemade pasta dish today that had a meat substitute in it.

I decided that fake meat should henceforth be called "faux-tein" like faux protein.

Whatever, I think it's catchy.

Also I was eating a little snack this afternoon and came up with this humdinger of a joke...

Why did the mellons finally decide to have a big wedding?

Because their parents told them they cantaloupe!

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