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One of the fascinating things about men and women is that we will never really know what it is like to be a member of the opposite sex.

I'll never know what it feels like to get hit in the nuts.

Men will never know what it feels like to have really bad P.M.S., like I have today.

Do you remember the doozers from Fraggle Rock?





On days like today I always picture them living inside my body and doing construction work on my cervix.

And like most early morning construction- it is really annoying and puts you in a bad mood!

I prefer the idea that it is little guys causing me this discomfort rather than simply hormones in my body.