dumb girls

So today's funnies come from Reader's Digest. I particularly like the last one.

Sometimes men don't date women for their IQs. Here are some examples:

-Today, my girlfriend asked me if my grandmother had any kids.

-My girlfriend and I went out to dinner. We were going to get there 30 minutes early, so I told her to call to see if they could bump us up. The reservation was under my name. After being with me for a year, she didn't know how to say my last name.

-It took my girlfriend almost a full season of The Office to realize it wasn't a reality show.

And then just because I ran across this one yesterday:

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton